Give Me Donald Trump’s Daily Schedule, Please

content-header__row content-header__hed” data-testid=”ContentHeaderHed”>Give Me Donald Trump’s Daily Schedule, PleaseAnd you thought the perfect work schedule didn’t exist.

November 19, 2020

President Donald Trump plays golf at his club, Trump National Golf Club. By Samuel Corum/Getty Images.

The perfect work schedule does not exis— . Wait a minute. Something is crossing my desk. Have you seen this? It’s the president’s work schedule:

https://twitter.com/shearm/status/1329236691131969538

It’s…gorgeous. It’s perfect. It’s what I’ve been manifesting this whole time; I’m manifesting the president’s work schedule for myself right now as I do my job unfortunately! I don’t want to write this! I want “no public events scheduled.” I want a lunch to be on the itinerary and for it to count as work. I want to go to lunch, period! I want to “receive an update.” Can you imagine getting one (1) update and that being your whole day? 

Of course it’s not his whole day. It’s just his public day. Privately he is likely fielding butt dials from his lawyer Rudy Giuliani, who is currently melting right in front of us, and is definitely hitting the links. He’s tweeting bold-faced lies and all-caps kvetching. He’s calling folks with marginal power in Michigan to see how attached they are to this whole “democracy” thing. He is absolutely not worrying about the quarter million dead; in fact, by having nothing on the schedule and retaining the keys to the kingdom, he is ensuring there will be many more. But damn. Cool schedule, Mr. President!

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